I thought it was very clever how Hercules managed to avoid death and have Hades not be informed of his survival based on the incompetence of Pain and Panic, Hades’ minions. Hades, God of the Underworld, learns from The Fates (amazingly designed as old women who share one eye between them all that becomes a gateway to see one’s death) that Hercules will be the one to stop Hades from overthrowing Mount Olympus. The movie opens to a song by the Muses, which is cleverly done in a gospel church choir style. The plot is great, telling the story of Hercules starting when he is a baby was a great beginning. There were plenty of things I liked or loved about the movie, but there’s plenty that I did not enjoy as well. Hercules was one of those movies that kept pushing me away and then pulling me back in. The film was directed by Ron Clements and John Musket and stars Tate Donovan as Hercules, Danny DeVito as Philoctetes, James Woods as Hades, Susan Egan as Megara, and Rip Torn as Zeus. Hercules is an animated Disney adaptation of the story of Hercules in Greek Mythology. Does it just suck so bad no one talks about it, or is it a hidden gem? Let’s find out. Of course I’ve heard of it before, but I never hear anyone talk about it and it has practically zero representation in the Disney Store or parks as far as I can tell. Softie too.I decided to watch this on a random whim, just finding it as I scrolled through Netflix trying to find Hunchback of Notre Dame (why the heck did Netflix remove it?). I promised Pain and Panic I wouldn't miss their birthday. Love to babe, but, can't but hey if I can fit it into my busy schedule I'll You by any chance interested in joining our mailing list? I've had offers from Dr Klaw The Negaverse, The Decepticons, the list goes on, Perhaps I'll help out some other bad dudes. Work, well hey, I'll main my agent - someone's gotta pay. The planets'll align again and I'll have my shot and it that doesn’t (Laughs).ĭon't think I'm gonna stay under forever. Usual pathetic minions, but hey, they grew on me like that cool grey fungusĮxcept the part where I lost my cool and torched everything in sight. Greek style plain yogurt and of course feta cheese. Worms, Spick Moussaka, that really creamy What would you consider your most attractive feature? Hades: That's easy - "Names' Hades, Lord ofĪdd "Nice dress" for the ladies. Great action figure) Hear that, Herc? I got me some decent girls. Love it when I spontaneously combust, by my own accord! (Hey that's make a I got a letter from a girl called Tanya who thinks I'm cute sexy, Hoo boy! And it's not like I didn't get any fan mail. Right again after what she did with the damned whiskey. Me I'd go for Xena if she wasn't such a bitch. Hercules ended up dumping Megara on Eolis. Forįull details read my book Hades, the Truth At Last. Try to help the brat - and what thanks do I get? Sweet fornicate all. I was listening to the ending of theĭoin' the film anyway, and hey what can I say I got my big break. Of course the 'good guys' get more dough, but hey, controlling Olympus Hades : What can I say? It's grey - a rotten peach. Seawave So Hades, how're you finding the bad guy gig?
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